What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

HELLO

Is there any evidence to support the existence of people who have experienced "gangstalking"? Or is it a psychological phenomenon?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

My girlfriend lied and said she never gave oral until me. She was very skilled. I’m upset with her lying. Do I dump her?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

{RING} {RING}

Why do men prefer women below the age of 30?

Sure no problem officer.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Yes sir it is.

Does the pro-choice movement realise that all the money used to subside abortions can be used to subsidize daycare and other financial support for single mothers with unplanned pregnancies?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

After a few moments he returns.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Why are right-wing commentators spreading conspiracy theories about Haitians eating local pets in Springfield, Ohio?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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